Jay Mariotti Frog-Marched out of Chicago's Underground Wonder Bar?

James Rhine tweeted that ESPNs Jay Mariotti lost it over an I-Phone photo yesterday and was forcibly removed from Chicago's Underground Wonder Bar.

Jerry Azumah (CSN Chicago Studio Analyst, Former All-Pro Chicago Bear,) had asked, "Jay Mariotti just got his ass kicked at UG! -Please paint the scene?" Rhine replied:

@JerryAzumah some dude took his pic w an iPhone. He got PISSED. Second took him to the ground.

@JerryAzumah security fucked his drunk ass up

We hope that he didn't lose his, alleged, toupée.

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The Duke Appears on Mike Francesa's Show - Takes Bong Hit...

John, from Wayne on WFAN yesterday. Awesome. Grabbed by Tirico Suave and Found via the Sports Hernia



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Denver's Dopey Woody Paige Blasts Blogger's Grammar...With a Gramatical Error

Denver Post's Woody Paige:

I give my opinion, which is based on sound information, thoughtful research and observation, unlike some kid in Arizona who is a Broncos fan and writes a blog, without proper grammar or punctuation or understanding, from his mom's laundry room and think he knows what he's talking about, and people actually pay attention. They did not write to gloat when Orton had successive bad games. The problem is more severe. The defense is not stopping people, including a Washington team that couldn't score more than 17 points in any previous game this season. Combine that with a team now throwing interceptions, fumbling, special teams that are not and mistakes by the coaching staff.

OK, 'and think he knows what he's talking about.' Awesome Woody.

And, BTW, are you paid by the comma? Ever heard of a semicolon?

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Video - Girlfriend Banged by Boyfriend

Girl gets banged by her boyfriend. With his boomerang. h/t Dueling Couches



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School Employee Resigns for Eating, Uh...

Talk of the Day is a regular blog on the St. Louis Post-Dispatch’s website, STLtoday.com. Last Friday the topic was 'What is the nastiest thing you've ever eaten?'

Someone, perhaps Delores, gave a one word answer. It was a word used to describe a part of a woman’s anatomy...

IP addys were tracked and the school were it was posted was contacted.

The person resigned. Really.

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Best Way to Get in Shape for Cricket? Diet? Hard Training? Nope...

Pakistani paceman Shoaib Akhtar has come up with a new way for athletes to lose weight. Liposuction.

"Due to the operation, he will be sidelined for up to five months, which rules him out of Pakistan's three-Test and five-match one-day series in Australia starting Boxing Day."

Boy, that sucks.

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Video - Dumb Duck Fans Fight Over Hockey Stick

2 dumb duck fans fight over the stick given out by Scott Neidermeyer.

Stay classy Anaheim.



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Jabba the Rex Cartoon

From the Global Sports Authority - A Rex Ryan Bill Belichick parody.

A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away…

It is a period of war in the AFC East. After Supreme Chancellor Belichick lost many men in an early season battle with the evil Jets Empire, the Patriot rebellion has been in a state of disarray.

A botched 4th down made matters worse, and Luke SkyWelker has been sent on a mission to rescue his friends Han Brady and Princess Gisele from the clutches of the vile gangster Jabba the Rex.

It is a dark time for the Patriot rebellion, and SkyWelker is the only hope.



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Video - Shawn Merriman Slept with Minors...'Little Girls': Tila Tequila via Ustream

Tila's charge that Charger Shawne Merriman, who she called a "woman beater," slept with little girls after he drugged them. Broadcast via her Ustream live.



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