February 9, 2010

Sneak Preview - Rich 'Ack Ack' Ackerman Regis / Liberace Makeover


(Ackerman After - Rich Before)


Liberace? This has Regis written all over it.

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Erin Andrews Stalker Planned Peeps on Other Sports Reporters; Andrews Seeks 335k in Restitution

Erin Andrews' scumbag stalker Michael David Barrett (who currently lives at 107 WHITE BIRCH LN, Westmont IL 60559) ran background checks on over 30 other women, including other female sports reporters, and may have videotaped over 16 according to documents filed by federal prosecutors.

The documents call for him to serve the full 27-month sentence plus an additional 3-years of supervised release and pay Victim Andrews restitution in the amount of $335,000.

It ain't enough. And all 16 victims should be compensated and may well be over time. Hopefully MDB enjoys the privacy of the Federal Bureau of Prisons showers.

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WFAN Falls to Lowest Ratings in Years During Holiday Period as SIRUIS XM Surges

WFAN, which fell to a 2.7 Arbitron rating with a 1,783,200 cume in December, has fallen to its lowest level in years during the Holiday season. WFAN NY 660 AM slipped to a 2.5, 1,644,600 during the period of 12/10/09 - 1/6/10.

1050 AM WEPN, ESPN Radio, also slipped during the Holiday, from 1.1, 1,088,500, to a 1.0, 1,030,600.

Sal Licata will probably get a 10,000% bonus for this.

Also of note is SIRIUS XM reporting a much higher than expected weekly listenership - 32 million checking in at least weekly.

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Pepsi May Not Have Advertised During the Super Bowl But...

Pepsi skipped the Super Bowl this year. But you'd never know it. In fact, not running a Superbowl ad has been the buzz of the season. Like that? Do something different and people talk. There were at least 35 advertisers who should have taken the Pepsi approach.

You might notice that Pepsi is running an ad blitz, however. Thousands of sports sites (Bob's Blitz included - see top and top left frequently the past few days) are running advertisements promoting the Pepsi Refresh Project. Check it out. A great positive social movement where people submitted ideas and Pepsi will give grants to those that get the most votes.

We voted for - RANKED #2 for $5K • Neighborhoods "Help seniors take care of thier pets. Quad City Animal Welfare Center" Visit via the ads if they are running right now. If not? Visit via.

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Pot, Nude Beach: Vancouver Mayor Olympic Visitor Suggestions

Vancouver mayor Gregor Robertson gave some tips to Men's Journal for people visiting his city for the upcoming Olympics. Imagine your mayor answering the statement "Speaking of partying, pot is legal. I understand Vancouver has some pretty great marijuana," with "That’s the rumor. People around here definitely stake that claim. Word’s gotten out."

Robertson went on to recommend visiting the nude beaches.

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Bud Selig Gets Statue Next to Hank Aaron's

Could there be a more odd pairing? Bud Selig, who did more for steroids in baseball than BALCO, will get a statue next to Hank Aaron's statue in Milwaukee.

"We are proud to honor Commissioner Selig for all of his efforts on behalf of the Milwaukee Brewers and Major League Baseball," Brewers principal owner Mark Attanasio said. "The Brewers and Miller Park are in this city because of the Commissioner's vision and dedicated efforts. Just as importantly, he has remained a prominent and highly philanthropic member of our community while effectively leading Major League Baseball during his tenure as baseball's top executive."

And you gagged at the thought of a New Orleans earring stuck in her throat?

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What's Dat? Woman Swallows Saints Earring (With Delicious X-Ray)



A New Orleans woman, Florellen Rickard, accidently swallowed a New Orleans Saints earring while taking her vitamins last week. Emergency room doctors initially pushed it further down her throat while trying to get it out. (Gagging yet?)

They were able to get it out and the good luck charm was with her on Super Sunday.

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Pam Anderson Gets All Nippy at the Super Bowl


Pamela Anderson slipped at the Super Bowl...during an appearance at Miami's Play Nightclub. NSFW pic.

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Spurs Fail to Keep George Hill's Privates Private

TMZ Sports reports that the San Antonio Spurs sent a letter to the Dirty.com demanding that they remove naked photos of George Hill because they shine a negative light on the team.

Apparently that's not where the light was shone.

A lawyer for the Dirty.com sent back a letter to the Spurs stating that they have every right to post pictures of "celebrities making fools of themselves."

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Jets 25-1 to Win 2011 Super Bowl


The Colts are 13-2 favorites to win SuperBowl XLV according to Bodog.com. Other notables - Chargers are 8-1, Giants 20-1, and the New York Jets are 25-1.

Full list:

Indianapolis Colts 13/2
San Diego Chargers 8/1
New England Patriots 10/1
New Orleans Saints 10/1
Pittsburgh Steelers 11/1
Dallas Cowboys 12/1
Green Bay Packers 12/1
Minnesota Vikings 12/1
Philadelphia Eagles 16/1
Baltimore Ravens 20/1
New York Giants 20/1
New York Jets 25/1
Tennessee Titans 25/1
Atlanta Falcons 30/1
Cincinnati Bengals 30/1
Arizona Cardinals 35/1
Chicago Bears 35/1
Houston Texans 35/1
Carolina Panthers 40/1
Miami Dolphins 45/1
San Francisco 49ers 45/1
Seattle Seahawks 45/1
Denver Broncos 50/1
Jacksonville Jaguars 50/1
Washington Redskins 50/1
Buffalo Bills 100/1
Cleveland Browns 100/1
Detroit Lions 100/1
Kansas City Chiefs 100/1
Oakland Raiders 100/1
St. Louis Rams 100/1
Tampa Bay Buccaneers 100/1

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Hole-in-One Pair of Panties

A man wearing his underwear around his neck, shirtless and wearing women's pants with a hole in the crotch exposing his genitals, with pornographic items on the ground around him, was arrested in Mesa Saturday night when he flashed a plastic bag filled with drugs in front of a police officer.

Good thing he flashed that plastic.

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Blues Brother

A 17-year-old boy crashed his parents' car through the doors of Shorecrest High School in Shoreline, Colorado. He then drove it down the hall.

Cops don't believe alcohol was involved.

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